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Terry Turtle : WARNING this cute looking Turtle .. is extremely offensive. Terry Turtle is a motion activated, swearing turtle, basically a turtle, which isn't as friendly as a normal turtle. He's a dysfunctional swearing amphibian with no sense of surroundings or company - Terry Turtle has no shame.

Terry Turtle is an ideal gift for Men with Terry Turtle you will be left in no doubts on how rude he can be …. Terry may teach you a few new explicit words you may never would have heard of!. Terry Turtle looks cute and like any other normal turtle, but he is not norman, which you will find out once you BUY Terry Turtle.

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If youre under the age of 18 and/or offend easily, we strongly advise not watching the video associated with this site.

Christmas is literally right around the corner! It is important that you get all of your shopping done before the festive period, because chances are, nothing will be in stock. Also, once your shopping is done, you will have time to do all the festive things you enjoy doing without having the hassle of last minute Christmas shopping! Mulled Wine anyone?

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Who Is Terry Turtle?

Terry Turtle is absolutely foul mouthed and is completely inappropriate for any child or anyone who is sensitive to bad language, rude gestures and sheer cheek.

Having said all of that - Terry Turtle is hilarious, offensive and is sheer genius frankly a dumbfounded turtle who swears horrifically is funny. Terry Turtle truly is the gadget for christmas. Family and friends will be hysterical with laughter with this foul mouthed Turtle and will be annoyed that they have not got Terry Turtle.

Those of a sensitive disposition should cover their ears now! New in town is the most outrageously potty-mouthed reptile on Earth. Terry Turtle just can't contain himself. Set him off and the swear words, whistles and chirps just keep on coming!. Terry Turtle was one of the most hillarious gifts out for christmas 2008, and it looks like 2009 will be the same. So popular has Terry become he is one of this years best sellers. Terry Turtle is NOT a childs toy and if you feel Terry Turtle is getting a little bit out of hand you can put him to PG control or if you feel like you can handle more Terry Turtle you can turn him to an even worse setting.

Please note: the language in the video is offensive. Please view at your own risk. We cannot accept any liability for any offence caused while watching this video, or once this item has been purchased.

Specifications

Terry Turtle

: Please note this Terry Turtle is NOT a child's toy. It is for adults only.

Terry Turtle

: Motion and switch activated swearing toy turtle

Terry Turtle

: Head pops up and arms move from side-to-side when delivering expletives

Terry Turtle

: Choice of three settings - motion activated, switch activated, and 'always on' random mode

Terry Turtle

: Batteries not included

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: 25 unique outbursts - each COMPLETELY inappropriate.

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What Does He Do?

Terry Turtle has a serious problem. Terry Turtle just can't help himself. As hard as he tries to keep them in the curse words, whistles, and chirps keep slipping out and Terry Turtle frankly does not give a ****.

As you walk by, or move in front of him he comes out with one of 25 horrific bouts of swearing! And this isn't any normal swearing, this is as dirty, obscene and nasty as one would hear in the back street of the worst part of town- no – actually it's even worse than that!

Terry Turtle is completely obscene in every way, all hidden in a semi-innocent looking turtle. He comes with 2 modes in case you want to try him out in public – PC mode, and totally obscene.

To top it off Terry Turtle moves his head and arms in time with his swearing!

Rapidly becoming a phenomenon, Terry Turtle even has his own website and facebook profile - www.terryturtlexxx.com!

Be aware the site is offensive so if you do not like swearing and other rude comments the do not go onto it. Terry Turtle was the boys toy christmas gift of 2008.

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Terry Turtle is a unique gift for any open minded adult this year, and for £14.99, the foul mouthed turtle is all yours!. Terry Turtle truely is the most amazing gift you could by for a guy. Get Your Terry Turtle now.

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